Favorite Amber Quotes

[Finarvyn]

Here's something from another thread that started this idea:

dilvish said:

I know that there were a lot of AMBER t-shirts sold by Phage Press years ago. Does anyone have a list of the quotes that were on these shirts?

admin said:

I might have a list somewhere (prior to my most recent hard drive crash). I'll look around to see what I can do....

I'm thinking that if anyone has any favorite Amber quotes, this would be a good place to put them. ;D

[Finarvyn]

As best as I can determine from my old notes, Phage Press had ten t-shirts. Nine of these were from Amber.

Ah ... Nine T-Shirts in Amber! ;D

"I am the soul of honor, kindness, mercy, and goodness. Trust me in all things."
-- Corwin to Dara, The Guns of Avalon

"...and I, of course, am innocent of all but malice."
-- Fiona to Corwin, Sign of the Unicorn

"We spend so much time lying to one another, I decided it might be amusing to say what I really felt."
-- Julian to Corwin, Sign of the Unicorn

"'Twould be simpler to destroy everything and try a new start--"
-- Dworkin to Corwin, The Hand of Oberon

"...I was the lesser evil."
-- Bleys to Corwin, Nine Princes in Amber

"...my present motives are almost entirely altruistic."
-- Brand to Corwin, Sign of the Unicorn

"...everyone has been so busy lately, I almost feel guilty. But not quite. "
-- Llewella to Merlin, Sign of Chaos

"I was corrupt before I had power..."
-- Random to Merlin, Trumps of Doom

"...if I can get my hands on you but once."
-- Gerard to Corwin, Sign of the Unicorn

Anyone know of others?

[Finarvyn]

Oh, and the tenth shirt....

"Gott wurfelt nicht!" (God does not play dice)
- Albert Einstein

[blinky55]

When it comes to quotes i get mine from Goodreads, where random books give the nicest highlights:

“Someday, Locke Lamora,” he said, “someday, you’re going to f**k up so magnificently, so ambitiously, so overwhelmingly that the sky will light up and the moons will spin and the gods themselves will nuts comets with glee. And I just hope I’m still around to see it.”
“Oh please,” said Locke. “It’ll never happen.”

― Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

I would like to have this shirt.